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BELLA UNION

Personal Trainer - Human Assholes Personal Trainer

£25.99 Pre-Order

Peachy Splatter Vinyl LP

Condition: Brand New
Release date: Sep 04, 2026
Catalogue number: BELLA1712V
Barcode: 5061102610264

CD

Condition: Brand New
Release date: Sep 04, 2026
Catalogue number: BELLA1712CD
Barcode: 5061102610271
Format: Peachy Splatter LP

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For the past decade, Personal Trainer has served as the ever-evolving creative outlet for frontman and songwriter Willem Smit, growing from Amsterdam's underground scene into an internationally successful touring band

An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaotic energy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balances playful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant as the quote unquote frontman of a band.

Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Casper van der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy--writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer, more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like "Tyres Skid," "Scrambled Egg," and "Punch Drunk Love."

Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. For Smit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborative process and a personal refuge.

Track List:

Marvin's Curtain Up
Scrambled Egg
Punch Drunk Love
Bone
Moping
Places!
The Burrows
Barely Guillaume
Hole
Human Assholes
Rim Shot
Event Horizon
Tempo
Tyres Skid
Object Permanence
Letter From The Scentless Realm

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Format: Peachy Splatter LP

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